Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Chick-fil-a Cow comes out

In a surprise announcement today, Morris, the Chick-fil-a spokescow came out.   "As part of the LGBT community, I felt I could no longer keep silent."  Says Morris, who is a pre-operative transexual and prefers to be called Molly.

"I still consider myself a good christian," says Molly, "who god just made a bit differently.  I still love Chick-fil-a and my employers unconditionally as a good christian should and it is my hope that will continue, but I could no longer live a lie."

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